A good Samaritan appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the good Samaritan offered. "Once, on a trip to Los Angeles, I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I then yelled, 'Now, back off, or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!'"
St. Peter was impressed and asked, "When did this happen?"
The good Samaritan replied, "Just a couple minutes ago."
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