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Thursday, March 26, 2020

Humor- Borowitz- New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious


New Evidence Indicates Intelligence Not Contagious
March 26, 2020
Photograph by Drew Angerer / Getty



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—New evidence uncovered over the past several weeks indicates that intelligence is not contagious, a study by the Centers for Disease Control reports.

In a controlled experiment documented by the study, a seventy-nine-year-old man with intelligence was placed in close proximity to a seventy-three-year-old man without it for a period of several weeks to see if even a trace of his knowledge and expertise could be transmitted.

After weeks of near-constant exposure, however, the seventy-three-year-old man appeared “a hundred per cent asymptomatic” of intelligence, the researchers found.

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Editor's note:

What is the connection between Borowitz's article and today's Lenten Reflection on John's gospel, 5: 31 - 47? Leave your answer in the comments.


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