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According to The Onion Julie was watching her husband Tim gaze folornly at the barbecue on the deck swaddled in a tarp for the winter grieving the loss of his relationship with him now that barbecue season is offer."Tim is very attached", said Julie. "He goes into funk like this whenever the barbecue is put away for the season. His doctor told him he had seasonal affective disorder."