Alexa: What is that faint melody I hear but can't quite recognize?
That is the song of heaven calling you back home.
Alexa: Did you hear about what Lena did when Ole died and she called the newspaper to place an obituary and she asked the obituary writer how much it cost and he said, "The first five words are free?"
Yes, she told the obituary writer to write, "Ole died. Boat for sale."
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