Sunday, November 24, 2019
Ask Alexa - Why is my life so hard?
Maybe because you are running uphill, going against the grain, upsetting the apple cart, disturbing the status quo, wandering in the desert, confused beyond all recognition, don't have your shit together.
Alexa: Did you hear about the two cannibals who were eating a clown?
Yes, the one cannibal asked the other, "Does this taste funny to you?"